I need a new job....

Kinja'd!!! "Dogsatemypants" (kb113400)
08/26/2019 at 22:33 • Filed to: None

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Something where i don’t have to be nice to entitled dickheads. That is all.


DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Dogsatemypants
08/26/2019 at 22:38

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If such a job exists, please report back.


Kinja'd!!! CB > Dogsatemypants
08/26/2019 at 22:39

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Sorry, that’s most jobs.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/26/2019 at 22:43

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pilots? 


Kinja'd!!! coqui70 > Dogsatemypants
08/26/2019 at 22:53

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Treasury Field Agent ... they get to arrest entitled tax-dodging douchebags daily!


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Dogsatemypants
08/26/2019 at 22:53

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Sounds like you need to be self employed


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > bob and john
08/26/2019 at 22:55

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Have you ever met an air traffic controller? 


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > OPPOsaurus WRX
08/26/2019 at 22:58

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But even the self-employed require patrons with whom to do business with... There is no escape.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/26/2019 at 23:16

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I’ve had a significant reduction in them this year.


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > Dogsatemypants
08/26/2019 at 23:29

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poet laureate  


Kinja'd!!! Dogsatemypants > OPPOsaurus WRX
08/26/2019 at 23:49

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Then i might hate my job and my boss....


Kinja'd!!! Dogsatemypants > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/26/2019 at 23:51

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I am thinking of just taking a position as a full time campsite attendant, or maybe victorian garden hermit.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Dogsatemypants
08/27/2019 at 00:11

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I was a WA state park aid for three years. Kush job, if you like weed whacking and cleaning toilets for slightly above minimum wage. I eventually quit out of boredom.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > For Sweden
08/27/2019 at 00:31

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the few that I have have been really nice actually. VERY detail oriented and to the point, but nice. 


Kinja'd!!! Nick Has an Exocet > Dogsatemypants
08/27/2019 at 01:37

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Candy store clerk.


Kinja'd!!! Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Dogsatemypants
08/27/2019 at 02:50

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A word of advice - don’t go into public transportation...


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Dogsatemypants
08/27/2019 at 05:43

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don’t we all


Kinja'd!!! Kiltedpadre > Dogsatemypants
08/27/2019 at 08:29

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Sewer repair; you don’t deal with a lot of people, but you do put up with a lot of shit.

I joke, but there’s a definite need for more people and if you get on a public sector job it may include a pension.


Kinja'd!!! Dogsatemypants > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/27/2019 at 09:53

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At this point i wouldn’t mind it. I have worked open to close the last two weeks with one fully trained employee and 5 trainees.

I used to do irrigation work, i liked that.